Post by Ebony on Jun 24, 2006 4:49:41 GMT
On the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the 8th grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'give me liberty, or give me death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except for Pedro: "Abe Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country , knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper from the back of the class:
"Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Who said that?" Again Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, teacher said, "you little nuts. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said "Oh nuts, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone threw an eraser at Pedro, and somebody else shouted, "Duck"! The teacher, just waking , asked "Who said that?" Pedro replies: "thingy Cheney, 2006."
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'give me liberty, or give me death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except for Pedro: "Abe Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country , knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper from the back of the class:
"Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Who said that?" Again Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, teacher said, "you little nuts. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said "Oh nuts, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone threw an eraser at Pedro, and somebody else shouted, "Duck"! The teacher, just waking , asked "Who said that?" Pedro replies: "thingy Cheney, 2006."
